Sounds delicious already. Jack, bored with all of his groupies, and Ianto, cocky enough to tell him to take his giant ego and get lost. Gotta love 'em.

I agree with the suggestion of the department store chain. You could make it pretty much anything that Jack donated. Besides, I don't think whatever it was is really going to matter as it obviously didn't impress Ianto either way, anymore than Jack did.

As far as a name goes, not even gonna lie. Total and utter crap when it comes to things like that. Call it anything you like. As long as I know what to look for when I save it to your file to read again later, I'm a happy camper.