“This isn’t going to happen,” he snarled. “I am not going to shag you against the wall in some cheap motel room. Not for our first time!”

Is it my imagination or did that statement, especially the last part, just go straight over Ianto's head? He became indignant about the fact that Jack started it, not him, and that he told Jack stop, but he didn't seem to be objecting to the idea of "their first time" not happening this way. Hmm, interesting.

I can't wait to hear the conversation that's coming next. I want to hear what both the boys have to say about those fangs.